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Keeley's Gone Sex Mad on Diet Pills
(No...not THAT Keeley)

WORN-OUT hubby Bradley Kellard is divorcing his wife - saying diet pills made her mad for sex. Knackered Bradley, 22, claims he and Keeley used to have nookie once or twice a week.

Now his missus, who shares a name with Page Three beauty Keeley, is gagging for it three times a DAY. Bradley, right, plans to make legal history by being the first person to cite a dietary product as third party in divorce papers.

And he intends to sue the tablet makers for causing rows over sex. The telesales worker said: "The website she bought them from claimed they also boosted your love life. I laughed when she told me, but now I'm too knackered to." Keeley, also 22, lost two stones in two months dropping from a size 22 to 16.

Bradley, of Slough, Berks, moaned: "I was all for her losing weight but I was badgered for sex in so many different positions so many times it turned into a nightmare.

"I know most husbands complain about not getting enough but you can have too much."

Lunch

He went on: "She woke me up for it in the wee small hours and tried it on before I went to work.

"I had to stop coming home for lunch. All I wanted was a sarnie but food was never on the menu - just sex.

"When I started saying 'NO' it caused rows and they haven't stopped. I've moved out so divorce seems inevitable."

Keeley, a 5ft 4ins blonde, said the pills helped her to trim from 13st 6lb to 11st 7lb. She hit back: "When I had our son five years ago I put on four stone.

"I have knocked off two and I'll not ditch the pills because Bradley can't cope with a normal sex life. He's the one with a problem, not me."

A spokesman for Resolution, an organisation of 5,000 divorce lawyers said: "We have never heard of a diet pill being cited as reason for divorce."

John Dixon of Slimnsexy.biz - where Keeley bought the pills - said: "We don't accept that it is our fault."

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